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The Old Ball & Chain x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “The old Ball & Chain”

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

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‘Til Death do us Party x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “Til Death do us Party”

A wedding is all about the party right? Get the formalities out the way then let’s get smashed on the free booze.

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

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‘You are dead to us now’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “YOU ARE DEAD TO US NOW” written on it in white.

Perfect for that much loved work colleague who is moving on to pastures new.

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‘Another Year Closer’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

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5 x black balloons with the phrase “Another Year Closer to the Sweet Release of Death” written on it in white.

For that special someone on their special day.

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‘Bitch’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

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5 x black balloons with the phrase “Bitch” written on it in white.

For that special someone in your life.

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Congrats or Whatever x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “Congrats or Whatever”

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

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‘Cunt of the year’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

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5 x black balloons with the phrase “Cunt of the year” written on it in white.

Perfect for just about any human being on Earth, to be perfectly honest.

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If I were a serial killer (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “If I were a serial killer, you’re the one I’d keep in the fridge” written on it in white.

Perfect for the one you love on Valentine’s, an anniversary or engagement.

Will arrive deflated.

 

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