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You are dead to us now abusive offensive balloons

‘You are dead to us now’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “YOU ARE DEAD TO US NOW” written on it in white.

Perfect for that much loved work colleague who is moving on to pastures new.

Offensive abusive rude party balloons

If I were a serial killer (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “If I were a serial killer, you’re the one I’d keep in the fridge” written on it in white.

Perfect for the one you love on Valentine’s, an anniversary or engagement.

Will arrive deflated.

 

Funny offensive wedding balloons for photobooths - free bar

Free Bar balloons x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “Free Bar (also a wedding)”

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

Funny wedding balloons - the old ball and chain

The Old Ball & Chain x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “The old Ball & Chain”

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

bitch balloon

‘Bitch’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Bitch” written on it in white.

For that special someone in your life.

Funny wedding balloons - congrats or whatever

Congrats or Whatever x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “Congrats or Whatever”

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

Abusive party balloons

Let’s look at our phones (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Let’s separately look at our phones, every night, until one of us dies” written on it in white.

Perfect for the one you love on Valentine’s, an anniversary or engagement.

Will arrive deflated.

 

Offensive balloons - just buried Out Of Stock

‘Just Buried’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

Out of stock

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Just Buried” written on it in white.

Perfect for funerals.

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