Abusive balloon happy customers

the original abusive balloons

These are real, black, inflatable balloons that will arrive by post, anywhere in the world.

Abusive balloon bumper pack
The 'ambassador of hate' campaign pack

A bumper pack of 24 balloons (3 x 8 designs) for the abusive balloon connoisseur


“Fabulous abusive dark and wrong…love them”
Maggie Cuzak


“Huge hit! Quality product and fast ship. Will purchase again!”
Julie Wright


“Will definitely buy from Lead balloons again.”
Hannah Hamer


“Just as described ^.^ the birthday boy was delightfully offended.”
Supermarioqueen


“It helps make a birthday UNIQUE. Thank you again”
Soniaali3


“He loved them as did everyone else”
Heather Low

Bridezilla - funny wedding balloons for photobooths

Bridezilla x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “Bridezilla”

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

Happy Fucking Birthday balloon

Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Happy Fucking Birthday” written on it in white.

For that special someone on their special day.

bastard balloon

‘Bastard’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Bastard” written on it in white.

For that special someone in your life.

Old Git Balloons

‘Old Git’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Old Git” written on it in white.

For that special someone on their special day.

Funny offensive wedding balloons for photobooths - free bar

Free Bar balloons x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “Free Bar (also a wedding)”

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

You are dead to us now abusive offensive balloons

‘You are dead to us now’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “YOU ARE DEAD TO US NOW” written on it in white.

Perfect for that much loved work colleague who is moving on to pastures new.

I Thought it was Love Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “I thought it was love, but I just needed a poo” written on it in white.

For that special someone in your life.

'You are a waste of blood and organs' Balloons (Pack of 5)

‘You are a waste of blood and organs’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “You are a waste of blood and organs” written on it in white.

For that special someone in your life.

'Another Year Closer' Balloons

‘Another Year Closer’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Another Year Closer to the Sweet Release of Death” written on it in white.

For that special someone on their special day.

Abusive party balloons

Let’s look at our phones (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Let’s separately look at our phones, every night, until one of us dies” written on it in white.

Perfect for the one you love on Valentine’s, an anniversary or engagement.

Will arrive deflated.

 

Worst human ever balloon

Worst Human Ever Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Worst Human Ever” written on it in white.

For that special someone in your life.

Funny balloons - You're a Star Out Of Stock

‘You’re a Star’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

Out of stock

5 x black balloons with the phrase “You’re a Star, distant and dying” written on it in white.

Perfect for just about any human being on Earth.

Offensive abusive rude party balloons

If I were a serial killer (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “If I were a serial killer, you’re the one I’d keep in the fridge” written on it in white.

Perfect for the one you love on Valentine’s, an anniversary or engagement.

Will arrive deflated.

 

Get well soon rude offensive abusive balloons Out Of Stock

‘Get well enough to have sex again soon’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

Out of stock

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Get well enough to have sex again soon” written on it in white.

Perfect for your poorly other half.

Funny wedding balloons - the old ball and chain

The Old Ball & Chain x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “The old Ball & Chain”

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

You're leaving - thank fuck offensive balloon

‘You’re Leaving…Thank Fuck’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “You’re Leaving, Thank Fuck” written on it in white.

Perfect for that much loved work colleague who is moving on to pastures new.

old cow balloons

‘Old Cow’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Old Cow” written on it in white.

For that special someone on their special day.

Cunt of the year abusive rude balloon Out Of Stock

‘Cunt of the year’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

Out of stock

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Cunt of the year” written on it in white.

Perfect for just about any human being on Earth, to be perfectly honest.

Offensive balloons - just buried Out Of Stock

‘Just Buried’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

Out of stock

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Just Buried” written on it in white.

Perfect for funerals.

Hip Hip Replacement abusive offensive balloons Out Of Stock

‘Hip Hip Replacement’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

Out of stock

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Hip Hip Replacement” written on it in white.

Perfect for a birthday boy/girl who are getting on a bit. Hooray!

Funny wedding balloons - congrats or whatever

Congrats or Whatever x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “Congrats or Whatever”

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

Funny abusive wedding balloons til death do us party

‘Til Death do us Party x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “Til Death do us Party”

A wedding is all about the party right? Get the formalities out the way then let’s get smashed on the free booze.

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

bitch balloon

‘Bitch’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Bitch” written on it in white.

For that special someone in your life.

We have made our abusive balloons as dark and bleak as possible. Don’t bother taking brightly coloured standard balloons. Where’s the fun in that? Be different. Create a talking point at any party.

The original abusive balloon company, with all original designs. Accept no imitations.