packs of abusive balloons

These are real, black, inflatable balloons that will arrive by post, anywhere in the world.
Perfect as a gift or a surprise. Be the cool one at the party.

The 'ambassador of hate' campaign pack

A bumper pack of 24 balloons (3 x 8 designs) for the abusive balloon connoisseur


“Fabulous abusive dark and wrong…love them”
Maggie Cuzak, June 29th 2016


“Huge hit! Quality product and fast ship. Will purchase again!”
Julie Wright, May 21st 2016


“Will definitely buy from Lead balloons again.”
Hannah Hamer, June 29th 2016


“Just as described ^.^ the birthday boy was delightfully offended.”
Supermarioqueen, April 12th 2016


“It helps make a birthday UNIQUE. Thank you again”
Soniaali3, May 25th 2016


“He loved them as did everyone else”
Heather Low, March 29th 2016

single design packs

Old Git Balloons

‘Old Git’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Old Git” written on it in white.

For that special someone on their special day.

'Another Year Closer' Balloons

‘Another Year Closer’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Another Year Closer to the Sweet Release of Death” written on it in white.

For that special someone on their special day.

You're leaving - thank fuck offensive balloon

‘You’re Leaving…Thank Fuck’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “You’re Leaving, Thank Fuck” written on it in white.

Perfect for that much loved work colleague who is moving on to pastures new.

Get well soon rude offensive abusive balloons Out Of Stock

‘Get well enough to have sex again soon’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Get well enough to have sex again soon” written on it in white.

Perfect for your poorly other half.

Offensive balloons - just buried Out Of Stock

‘Just Buried’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Just Buried” written on it in white.

Perfect for funerals.

ithought-only

I Thought it was Love Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “I thought it was love, but I just needed a poo” written on it in white.

For that special someone in your life.

Hip Hip Replacement abusive offensive balloons Out Of Stock

‘Hip Hip Replacement’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Hip Hip Replacement” written on it in white.

Perfect for a birthday boy/girl who are getting on a bit. Hooray!

bastard balloon

‘Bastard’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Bastard” written on it in white.

For that special someone in your life.

old cow balloons

‘Old Cow’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Old Cow” written on it in white.

For that special someone on their special day.

Funny abusive wedding balloons til death do us party

‘Til Death do us Party x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “Til Death do us Party”

A wedding is all about the party right? Get the formalities out the way then let’s get smashed on the free booze.

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

Funny offensive wedding balloons for photobooths - free bar

Free Bar balloons x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “Free Bar (also a wedding)”

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

bitch balloon

‘Bitch’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Bitch” written on it in white.

For that special someone in your life.

Bridezilla - funny wedding balloons for photobooths

Bridezilla x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “Bridezilla”

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

Funny balloons - You're a Star Out Of Stock

‘You’re a Star’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “You’re a Star, distant and dying” written on it in white.

Perfect for just about any human being on Earth.

Abusive party balloons

Let’s look at our phones (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Let’s separately look at our phones, every night, until one of us dies” written on it in white.

Perfect for the one you love on Valentine’s, an anniversary or engagement.

Will arrive deflated.

 

Funny wedding balloons - the old ball and chain

The Old Ball & Chain x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “The old Ball & Chain”

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

Happy Fucking Birthday balloon

Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Happy Fucking Birthday” written on it in white.

For that special someone on their special day.

You are dead to us now abusive offensive balloons

‘You are dead to us now’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “YOU ARE DEAD TO US NOW” written on it in white.

Perfect for that much loved work colleague who is moving on to pastures new.

Worst human ever balloon

Worst Human Ever Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Worst Human Ever” written on it in white.

For that special someone in your life.

Offensive abusive rude party balloons

If I were a serial killer (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “If I were a serial killer, you’re the one I’d keep in the fridge” written on it in white.

Perfect for the one you love on Valentine’s, an anniversary or engagement.

Will arrive deflated.

 

Funny wedding balloons - congrats or whatever

Congrats or Whatever x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “Congrats or Whatever”

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

'You are a waste of blood and organs' Balloons (Pack of 5)

‘You are a waste of blood and organs’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “You are a waste of blood and organs” written on it in white.

For that special someone in your life.

Cunt of the year abusive rude balloon Out Of Stock

‘Cunt of the year’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.00

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Cunt of the year” written on it in white.

Perfect for just about any human being on Earth, to be perfectly honest.