packs of abusive balloons

These are real, black, inflatable balloons that will arrive by post, anywhere in the world.
Perfect as a gift or a surprise. Be the cool one at the party.

The 'ambassador of hate' campaign pack

A bumper pack of 24 balloons (3 x 8 designs) for the abusive balloon connoisseur

The Love Collection

A pack of 8 “love” themed balloons, ideal for Valentine’s Day.
Designs available separately.

funny wedding balloons bumper pack
The Wedding Collection

A bumper pack of 25 balloons (5 x 5 designs), or each design available separately.

“Fabulous abusive dark and wrong…love them”
Maggie Cuzak, June 29th 2016

“Huge hit! Quality product and fast ship. Will purchase again!”
Julie Wright, May 21st 2016

“Will definitely buy from Lead balloons again.”
Hannah Hamer, June 29th 2016

“Just as described ^.^ the birthday boy was delightfully offended.”
Supermarioqueen, April 12th 2016

“It helps make a birthday UNIQUE. Thank you again”
Soniaali3, May 25th 2016

“He loved them as did everyone else”
Heather Low, March 29th 2016

'The old man's birthday' (pack of 13)
'It's their party and they'll cry if YOU want to' (pack of 13)
'The confidence destroyer' (pack of 13)
'The old woman's birthday' (pack of 13)

single design packs

Happy Fucking Birthday balloon
'Happy Fucking Birthday' balloons (pack of 5)
'I thought it was love but I just needed a poo' balloons (pack of 5)
'Another Year Closer' Balloons
'Another year closer to the sweet release of death' balloons (pack of 5)
Worst human ever balloon
'Worst Human Ever' balloons (pack of 5)
bastard balloon
'Bastard' balloons (pack of 5)
'You are a waste of blood and organs' Balloons (Pack of 5)
'You are a waste of blood and organs' balloons (pack of 5)
Old Git Balloons
'Old Git' balloons (pack of 5)
old cow balloons
'Old Cow' balloons (pack of 5)